Greek!

My latest TV obsession....because Scott Michael Foster

is hot like wasabi, but now that Cappie's dating Rebecca I am actually starting to like her, which is really annoying. But I digress....
I really logged on to bitch about the Gossip Girl obsession. Here is a short list of things that I hate about this show:

• Vanessa has hair
• Rufus Humphery is hot
• Dan is hot (ish)
• NEITHER OF THEM ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HOT!!!!!
• even though I don't exactly mind........but still

Despite the fact that most of my friends are completely obsessed with the show, as well as having a deep desire to bear Chace Crawford's babies (yes, even some of the guys).

A funny website

Hope to have HSM pics soon!

The follow-up

a follow-up on yesterday's post:
first of all, all of you hipster types, don't hate me for being in HSM. because even though I didn't really do anything important, i can now be like "oh yes, dahling, I performed at the orpheum".
But, what they really had us do was this:

• sit in the bleachers
• cheer during "We're All In This Together"
• listen to Sharpay tell Ryan how badly she needed to fart (this was onstage)

Sorry, no pictures - i'm kicking myself for forgetting my camera. but some other people got a funny picture of my friend R pretending to pull the fire alarm and the sign in the bathroom that said "please aim".
Oh yeah, and they had like this little sign that gave instructions for condom use. don't ask me why.

Anyone miss me?

Obviously not. And so I will just get on to today's little burst of hilarity:

A One-Act Play:
Setting - dance class, this afternoon
my friend C: Hey, when guys do a royale and squeeze their thighs together, doesn't it HURT?
me: ummm, probably
C: But I just don't KNOW!
me: I think they have like cups or something....
C: Well, I need to - hey, you!
our friend F: wha?
C: does it hurt what you do a royale?
F: Huh?.....no.....
me: *cracks up madly, while C beams and F just looks confused*

Not much posting going on this weekend - I'm stuck in end-of-year project hell.
but I will be making an appearance on friday night at the orpheum in sanfran :)