I am a dwarf

The drama teacher at my school has obviously gone mad.
Care to know why? for our spring musical we are doing THE HOBBIT.
Based on the book. And guess what I am?
That's right. With a BEARD. It is a terrible terrible sham of a show, but my friends and I are in it for laughs.....actually, we may have gone mad as well.
On a happier note, here is a pretty bag:
YakPak $40
Feast your eyes.